We had very strong wind gusts last night. At some points it sounded like a freight train was bearing down on the house. I had been trying to get to sleep for hours.
Me: “I can’t sleep, the wind is howling too much”.
Me: “It sounds like the trees behind us are going to uproot and crush us, it’s scaring me”.
John “Those trees aren’t big enough to kill us”
Me: “They aren’t?”
John: “No, we’d just have a lot of insurance paperwork to fill out”
Me “Oh…..well.....then I hope they land in the kitchen”.
John: “ Go to sleep”