For my mother-in-law

So you can see why he's so grumpy.

John bought this snow blower...wait the new term is "snow thrower" about 6 weeks ago. I thanked him for his purchase, cause I knew if he bought it, we wouldn't get snow for a really long time. 6 weeks with no major snow in Rhode Island is a very long time. I knew it wouldn't last.

He wanted to use that thrower so badly that he could hardly wait for the snow to accumulate. He's been out 3 times already. Even though he hates the snow, he loves playing with that thing. Men and their toys.